Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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