Christians are straight up FREAKS
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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