Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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