walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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