Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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