that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.