I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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