brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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