I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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