either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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