My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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