I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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