ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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