Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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