What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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