Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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