Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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