I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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