her vagine was all disorganized.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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