look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
