They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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