And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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