Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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