plz talk dirty to me
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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