What did we do last night that was yellow?
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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