My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
