i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
