How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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