I just saw a hot homeless man
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
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there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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