quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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