It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
My pussy is not your playground.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Randomize
