Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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