pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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