i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I'm both gender and math confused
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