my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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