You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
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I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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