Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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