Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
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I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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