Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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