carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
