Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
