You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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