After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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