Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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