I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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