She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
