so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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