She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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