She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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