Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
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if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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