you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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