i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
