the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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