you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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