you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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