? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
