He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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