Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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